Issue 2 · Published October 8 · News checked 2:40 p.m. Central · Final inactives pending

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From the Editor's Couch

From the Editor's Couch

Let's put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for f**in' dinner.

Tonight we're cooking up a DraftKings fantasy lineup for Tampa Bay at Dallas—because having the team name “Cee Deez Nuts” is not reason enough to play Lamb at Captain. The joke can remain undefeated in the dudes chat. The lineup needs a little evidence.

Issue 1 covered the strategy. Dallas Buyers Club puts it to work: three game stories, six names at a time, and one running back who can ruin a perfectly good passing theory from the two-yard line.